hi i'm zoë, i'm 14, and i live in a cornfield!
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momcrotch:

why am I so touched by this

peidigrimes:

am I Alex turner in cornerstone or am I Murray the red wiggle or am i Selena….

cattailsandcattales:

urbies:

Great moments in tv history

The best part is how the hand giving the cigarette doesn’t belong to anyone in the room—no one is wearing that shirt.

i-will-die-laughing:

solarsweeps:

the dog all puppies aspire to be

he did it

he caught the tail

his face just says “what am i going to do with my life now”

vyooms:

gutsygumshoe:

My boss has a two year old son and this is in his bathroom I’m laughing so hard omg

oops my hand slipped

jephahowards:

i wish i was as pretty as my icon

shamblingshitpickle:

bonesdry:

benfoldsone:

AST BEST

just do it